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10.15.2006
5 WoRsT CaRToON SuPeR HeRoES
I've never really been much of a fan of cartoon superhero's but i still watch them, there's been a few in particular that I've always thought were utter crap. So today we present the worst of the worst... enjoy.
Spiderman: Countless horrible cartoons proved that you can't have a superhero who is modelled after a spider. If Spiderman was a good idea, where was antman, capable of lifting 25 times his own weight or mothboy umm a guy who looks and acts like a moth? Needless to say Spiderman is one of the worst cartoon superhero's of all time and rightfully so. 
Batman & Robin (superfriends/power pal): Batman and Robin did turn out to be cool after all, but in the begining it wasn't so good. All these super sluths could do was sit around stating the obvious and babysit the other useless superfriends. In fact there was nothing super about this dynamic duo at all unless you include their flying bat-plane.
Mighty Mouse: Before Spiderman there was Mighty Mouse. He got his "super powers" from eating vitamins... how gay is that??? It's a freaking mouse on roids! Why people took to this I'll never know, I personally enjoyed Mega-Rat far more than this doorstop.
Captain Planet: Captain Planet is not cool. Captain Planet is your 3rd grade teacher disguised as a superhero. In each episode an "eco-villian" plots to wreak environenmental havoc on a city or small-town and of course here comes Captain Planet, a big wuss to show us all that it's bad to pollute. As if that wasn't bad enough, the animation was also some of the worst ever.
Birdman: A defender of freedom and a champion of mankind, Birdman is a superhero who derives his energy and powers of flight from the Sun. Doesn't he just sound awesome? The only difference between him and Hawkman is he enjoys yelling out "BIIIIIIIIIIIIRDMAN" at random moments just to let you know what program you are in fact watching, very, very... lame.No offense on those cartoon superhero's fans im just stating a fact here!!!
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