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11.05.2006
HoW To SuRViVE A BoRiNG DaTE!!!
We've all been there before, sitting there across the table thinking to ourselves, kill me, kill me now godamnit before this stupid *bleep* makes me get up and shoot something in the head. Yes it's true, boring dates suck. It doesn't matter if you were setup with a scary monster or if she's the hottest girl ever without an IQ point in her head, it will soon be obvious that you'll need other things to keep you entertained that evening. That is why we bring you our list of things to keep you less bored during the date from hell.
Picture of hot girl: Bring a picture of a much hotter girl than the one you're out with and place it on the table occasionally holding it over her face pretending that's who you're on your date with. You may be just dreaming, but at least it will make things more fun.
Gameboy: This might seem rude at first but just keep repeating the phrase "Tetris is life" over and over and I'm sure she'll get the idea. Remember to nod and occasionally smile as if you actually care what she's talking about once in a while.
Remote controlled Lego car: This is my personal favorite. Bring your newly crafted Lego car into the restaraunt and wait for the ladies bathroom (or men's should you be female) door to be opened by an attractive woman and follow her in with it. Then go in after it to pick it up and explain that it's always had good taste in girls. Repeat process all night.
Terrorism: Not quite sure how this will make your date less boring but I'm sure it can't hurt. Perhaps sabotaging her food while she's in the bathroom might be good enough or at least make a nice mashed potato sculpture to surprise her when she gets back.
Pancake Mountain: Just keep ordering lots and lots of pancakes and proceed to pile them one on top of the other. Then leave to go to the bathroom before the date is over and fail to return meaning she'll have to pay for all your pancake fun.
Jenga: Is there anything it can't do?!!! died at 2:44 PM